Hey, The Metallica back catalog is Itunes!
this is the best news since brittany got pregnant.
I’ve long since lost my copy of Garage Inc.,
and now the “Whiskey in Jar’ cover is just a click away.

jj

Here are a few new Compilation Music Mixes we’re working on for that final sprint out of the Minnesota Winter

1.) “Funky Boss – Funky Boss – Get Off My Back”
A back to back, song for song investigation of the of the 1970’s work of Stevie Wonder and Pete Townsend.

2.) “Lonely Boys – Lonely Towns”
Another song for song, back to back compilation cd of the work by Kurt Cobain and Paul Westerberg. This mix cd would highlight the bizzarro relationship between Seattle and Minneapolis as the most lonely cities in North America. It might also spur a follow up mix cd of the comparison work of Bob Dylan and Jimi Hendrix. Sir Mix-a-Lot and Slug?

3.) Songs the make Jeff Johnson cry
This is a bullet proof of 13 songs that without fail always make me cry.

So today I got blessed by the Pope.
Not kidding here – in classic Gump fashion
we wandered into the Vatican after a leisurely
breakki in our jammies and stumbled
into a blessing service along with about
10,000 other sinners.

Ridulously, this was mor like a pep rally
than a mass – all regions of the empire
were announced and recognized – including – and
this is just plain weird – no less than 3 HUGE grups
from Minnesota being recognized. And when i say pep
rally, Im really not exagerating here, some groups
from around the world, when announced and recognized
would play musical instruments and everyone waved some
kind of flag or banners.

New Ulm, St. Thomas University, and Olivia represented
proud in the Vatican blessing ceremoney today.

Also – we found an Estele Getty 80-year-old look alike
on the street around midnight that was husking for us to
patronize either a “Sexy Bar°, a “Gentlemans Bar”, a “Disco Bar”,
or a “Piano Bar” – She dogged us in a dedicated fashion for about
a block and a half before she gave us the commission and Went
on to anoher score. Also, in the Roman winter (to them an unbearable
50 degress) Madame Estele was wearing an ankle length parka that
really drove home the creepy grandma sex industry worker vibe.

Roma Victa!!!

jj

I am officially changing my rap name to “Bloody Knuckles Johnson”

How trustworthy is that bookkeeper guy who stops by the studio? His last name ends in a vowel and he wears sweatpants.

NutCracker Sweet n’ Sour – Complete screenplay about a holiday romance with an Asian flair.

I’m not sure if anyone from the State of Minnesota has considered this – but I think there may be an opportunity to get some matching funds from the HotWheels Corporation for the new 35W bridge redesign. It may pay off big; with inclusion of a massive orange loop-to-loop at the center of the Mississippi crossing. Worth pursuing.

I think I may have gone Diablo Cody loco. I found myself youtubing her interviews last night while my 3-year old clamored for attention. It’s noteworthy that any author can so easily make me shirk my fathering responsibilities. I dunno when I’ll get a chance to see Juno, but I think I might have to chisel in a matinee. Also glad to see that teen pregnancy is cool again. Long overdue.

hmmm… I thought we were through with using my full name but evidently my uber girly alter ego may win the bet… she’ll probably pick based on uniform color too…

January is here to stay, and everyone at the studio is pretty psyched for the big NFL playoff bracket! But since we’ve missed the last few weeks of regular season action, the stakes are going to be doubled for this bracket! Who’s going to win? Justin? Jeff? Samantha? Who knows! But no matter what happens, it’s going to be lots of fun!